Santa Claus Is Real And He Tried To Eat My Ass Christmas Sweater Unisex Sweater
Santa Claus Is Real And He Tried To Eat My Ass Christmas Sweater Unisex Sweater
Textured Knit-Style Sweater – Vibrant All-Over Print
Every piece is personalized and made just for you. A bold all-over print on a warm textured sweater – relaxed, comfortable and impossible to miss.
📸 The mockup images are a reference preview. Your sweater is custom-made to order, so small differences from the photos are normal.
Why This Sweater Stands Out
- 🎨 Edge-to-Edge Design – All-over printing for a statement look from collar to hem.
- 🧵 Cozy Without the Bulk – Warm textured fabric that stays comfortable through the cold season.
- 👕 Stretchy Comfort – Room to move, layer and celebrate all night long.
- 🎁 Party Ready – Stand out at ugly sweater parties, family dinners and winter events.
What It’s Made Of
- Material: Warm, stretchy textured fabric, relaxed slim style.
- Process: 3D full printing, all-over print, 100 DPI resolution – firm, no blur, no cracking.
- Washing: hand wash preferred. Lay flat to dry – do not hang.
Find Your Perfect Fit
Not sure about sizing? Check the chart below (measurements have a 1–3 cm tolerance):
Unisex Sweater — Size Chart (XS–6XL)
| Size | Length | Bust | Shoulder | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26.37 in (67 cm) | 37.79 in (96 cm) | 16.53 in (42 cm) | 26.37 in (67 cm) |
| S | 27.16 in (69 cm) | 40.94 in (104 cm) | 17.71 in (45 cm) | 26.37 in (67 cm) |
| M | 27.95 in (71 cm) | 44.09 in (112 cm) | 18.89 in (48 cm) | 26.77 in (68 cm) |
| L | 29.13 in (74 cm) | 48.03 in (122 cm) | 19.68 in (50 cm) | 26.77 in (68 cm) |
| XL | 30.31 in (77 cm) | 51.96 in (132 cm) | 20.86 in (53 cm) | 27.55 in (70 cm) |
| 2XL | 30.7 in (78 cm) | 55.11 in (140 cm) | 22.04 in (56 cm) | 27.55 in (70 cm) |
| 3XL | 31.49 in (80 cm) | 59.05 in (150 cm) | 23.22 in (59 cm) | 27.95 in (71 cm) |
| 4XL | 32.28 in (82 cm) | 63.77 in (162 cm) | 24.4 in (62 cm) | 27.95 in (71 cm) |
| 5XL | 33.85 in (86 cm) | 68.5 in (174 cm) | 25.59 in (65 cm) | 28.74 in (73 cm) |
| 6XL | 34.64 in (88 cm) | 70.07 in (178 cm) | 26.37 in (67 cm) | 29.52 in (75 cm) |
Garment measured flat. Measurements may have a 1–3 cm error – this is normal.
- Review the size chart.
- Select your size.
- Place your order – easy as 1-2-3.
Delivery & Handling
- ✅ Production Time: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 US Delivery: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ US Rush Option: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 Rest of World: 1–2 weeks.
Each sweater is made to order – printed, cut and sewn just for you. As every piece is individually made, slight pattern variations at the seams or sleeves are normal. Please verify your size with the chart above; size-related returns aren’t available, but we’re always happy to help.
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